19 Mar 2008

Graft-Ala-Caucus or, my favorite wild running disorder.

I have a treatment for our current governmental woes; that solution would be “Acme, add liquidity, red rubber noses”. I’m thinking’ about a half-a-ton of them in their dehydrated state on the Senate floor (we need to ensure the Fed Chairman is in those chambers when we apply this treatment). When liquidity is added these red rubber noses will expand from a diameter of 2” to between 1 and 3 feet in diameter. Once expanded, these red rubber noses will first slow then inhibit altogether the extraction of American Tax Dollars from the national coffers, this will be accomplished by using the combination of size and the dish-rag texture and odor of the red rubber noses (the texture would be very nerf-like) to immobilize and render temporarily harmless the current occupants of the building.
When the wriggling stops, these members can then be extracted carefully and provided with the necessary fashions statements each to suit the need.; a good beginning would be straight-jackets or hand cuffs for those most severely infected.
When all required extractions are complete, this would include virtually all occupants, the red rubber noses could be dried and returned to their original state and saved for later use at need – perhaps to stabilize monuments or immobilize Generals?

Good luck Wiley Coyote

⇑ by Rick Silletti in Opinion