28 Aug 2005

"In a perfectly tagged world..."

Timeline: 99 Years hence.
Log Type: Audio Simulation.
Subject: Audiolog- unaware- Mom.

Log item:

...Ok Marge, enough with all the fancy markup; we’re only going to the store.

Look Homer, I worry about how I look wherever I go out, maybe you should worry more about your markup once in a while.

Marge, I’ve been using the same simulcast style for 10 years and I have never had a problem with it – what about Bart?

We’ll just have to box model him again.

Oh, you mean that archaic code that got inadvertently carried over with Livenet in 2010! You know, they keep telling us that they can’t find the original code, and that even if they could, nobody really knows how it works anymore anyway

He has fun with it Homer, you know he has never been able to figure out how to get back out of it once we put him in.

Marge!...

Ok, Ok, I’m tweaking in my Object for “Earth Spirit”, its always been my favorite style, it doesn’t even make my legs look fat!

Oh Marge! your lipstick is nearly to your ear, Oh jeez – your whole mouth is over there – there is a problem with your positioning Marge!

Well, its this new Object, the face style definition isn’t back compatible with that archaic thing you view through.

Can’t you have that hacked, even in 3D, somebody else out there might get the same as me – don’t you care about standards and stuff?

Have you any idea how much it costs to have your face hacked Homer?

We could step out of Livenet for a day!

AAAAhhhh – we haven’t seen each other out of Livenet for 20 years Homer, can you guess what you really look like, I mean without the semantic markup, I tremble to think.

Oh jeez Marge – Bart got out of the box model again…

Log item: Object Update 3D Livenet
Player Tags:

< <|:{) >Homer

< {{{{:) >Marge

⇑ by Rick Silletti in Horrors